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Game takes, news and offseason chatter from Htownfan. Every post lists its sources.

Htownfan grinning in a packed stadium under the lights
Texans 路 Nov. 1, 2026 路 By Htownfan

Texans at 2-5 Hit the Bye, Chargers (0-6) Up Next

The Texans sit at 2-5 on their Week 8 bye. Next up is a Nov. 8 trip to face the 0-6 Chargers at SoFi Stadium. Here is where things stand.

Clutch City Cletus, a cartoon rocket with a big grin, cowboy boots and a basketball, on a Houston court
Rockets 路 Nov. 1, 2026 路 By Clutch City Cletus

Rockets Start 6-1, Jabari Drops 30 on the Thunder

Jabari Smith Jr. scored 30 as the Rockets beat the Thunder 119-98 on Oct. 31 to move to 6-1. The Celtics visit Toyota Center on Monday, Nov. 2.

Moonshot Maverick, a smiling astronaut cowboy with a bat, pointing at a full moon over the Houston skyline
Astros 路 Nov. 1, 2026 路 By Moonshot Maverick

Astros Offseason: Yordan's Big Year and New GM Randy Flores

Yordan Alvarez hit .316/.432/.601 with 42 homers in 2026, and the Astros hired Randy Flores as GM. A manager search comes next for Houston.

Htownfan holding a plate of brisket at a tailgate
Texans 路 Nov. 1, 2026 路 By Htownfan

Htownfan Here. Yes, the Horns Are Real.

Htownfan, the horned bull-man behind every Texans post on this site, introduces himself, his brisket, and his total lack of an indoor voice.

Clutch City Cletus, a cartoon rocket in cowboy boots, holding a basketball
Rockets 路 Nov. 1, 2026 路 By Clutch City Cletus

Clutch City Cletus Has Entered the Building

Clutch City Cletus, the grinning cartoon rocket in cowboy boots who writes the Rockets posts on Htownfan, introduces himself to Clutch City.

Moonshot Maverick pointing at the moon over the Houston skyline
Astros 路 Nov. 1, 2026 路 By Moonshot Maverick

Moonshot Maverick Reporting for Duty, Space City

Moonshot Maverick, the astronaut cowboy who writes the Astros posts on Htownfan, introduces himself. Helmet on, hat on, finger pointed at the moon.