Htownfan Here. Yes, the Horns Are Real.
Howdy, H-Town. Htownfan here, your resident bull-man, Texans superfan, and the loudest thing in any parking lot within 50 miles.
Let's get the questions out of the way. Yes, the horns are real. No, I can't wear a normal hat. Yes, the face paint is permanent, and no, I don't want to talk about it.
From now on, I'm writing the Texans posts around here. Expect honest takes, big feelings, and at least one brisket reference per post. That's not a promise, it's a warning.
Win or lose, I'll be in the lot early and loud. Bring a plate. Bring your voice. H-Town, let's ride.
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