Clutch City Cletus Has Entered the Building
Ten, nine, eight... aw, forget the countdown. Clutch City Cletus is HERE.
That's right, I'm a rocket. I have a face. I have cowboy boots. I don't have a driver's license, but I've never needed one, because I fly.
Yes, the nose cone is dented. Yes, the antenna is bent. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
I'll be writing the Rockets posts on Htownfan from now on. My style? Simple. I show up late, I get loud in the fourth quarter, and I leave a little scorch mark on the hardwood on my way out.
People say I'm all thrust and no plan. Those people have clearly never seen me do a spin move in boots.
Buckle up, Clutch City. We are cleared for liftoff.
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Clutch City Cletus is a fan-made character, not an official Rockets mascot.
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