Boosterhead Bo Has Entered the Building

Ten, nine, eight... aw, forget the countdown. Boosterhead Bo is HERE.

That's right, I'm a rocket. I have a face. I have cowboy boots. I don't have a driver's license, but I've never needed one, because I fly.

Yes, the nose cone is dented. Yes, my eyes point in two different directions, which means I can watch you miss AND watch us score. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.

I'll be writing the Rockets posts on Htownfan from now on. My style? Simple. I show up late, I get loud in the fourth quarter, and I leave a little scorch mark on the hardwood on my way out.

People say I'm all thrust and no plan. Those people have clearly never seen me do a spin move in boots.

Rest of the West: I've seen better offense from a parked minivan. Buckle up, Houston. We are cleared for liftoff.

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Official Sources

• Official Houston Rockets site (NBA.com/rockets)

Boosterhead Bo is a fan-made character, not an official Rockets mascot.